MaleConfessor

So glad to be back.

~Creeps Tika, watching her bath~

Commute home.

Needs a good cuddle

Arithmetic 

Why don't you Google it?

More than you know

Is partying hard tonight

Mistress

Fire

Jacket

Balls

What is an answer?

I was wearing a cup, the bruising was from where the cup pressed into the skin around them!  If I wasn't wearing a cup, I'd be a eunuch right now...

Yeah!  I umpire fast pitch softball, and took a pitch right there last weekend.  Didn't really hurt at the time, but they were still tender on Friday so I checked them...bruised 

Herd

Only if there will be a happy ending

Is the best listener on the boards

If he goes down to the woods today...

Phallic 

Why do I answer them?

...well, I officially have purple balls right now 

Angel

Nothing

Oh, and totally UP for a game of naked twister

When I am not at work, I am usually gaming.

Right now I am mostly playing World of Warships, trying the Battlefront II beta, SW the old republic, Subnautica, and a couple of others