Mirbiggs

nicotine 

Ate the crocodile

No joke.  She's amazing.  She puts up with my chaotic mischief like a champ

Crackas

endless chasm...  terror

My current age...  31

Whatever my girlfriend makes for me to eat.  She's wifey material. 

Usually fun to play with.  Always fun to torment

Is currently fighting of a pack of rabid weasels while typing on this thread

Pirates

The end was

I tried to Bangkok once...  But it hurt so bad and I woke up in the ER...  I don't remember ever falling asleep there. 

Window to the

Well to be honest I never left.  I haunted the northlands waiting for you people to come out of hibernation 

My fiance and i

*walks in naked as a jay-bird* is this the sexy party? Where's the strippers and coke...  A-cola

Star Wars battlefront,  and fallout 4

No one else wants to admit to the  crickets?  Fine...  It's me.  I have them. 

Below me will find one million dollars in safety pins Next Week. 

while I support their right to stand or kneel during the national anthem, it's distasteful to not stand. it shows national pride for your country when you stand for our national anthem.  not your government.  everyone who lives in these states or considers themselves Americans should be proud to be an American.  I'm a very proud American I support our troops and our police... That being said I think that our government is pure evil.  I think the men and women who run our government are bought and paid for by big oil,  power,  pharma, tobacco,  and similar companies who want their product sold with as little regulation as possible.  If you can contribute money to state and government officials in Return Of favors done that sounds shady.  Why? Because it is shady as fuq. Cops are human and can be fallible. They make mistakes.  They can be Asshole just like average Joe down the street.  They can be sadistic and violent.  But the few horrible cops don't speak for the hundreds of thousands of good cops who uphold our constitution every day.  Who would sacrifice their own lives to defend our constitutional rights.  Police violence gets worse every day because people are worse every day. It's a horrible cycle. I say if you should protest something do it about something that would make a better statement.  Protest your governor, or your senator.  Sit on the lawn of City Hall with a bullhorn.  Go to your state capitol and actually do something beside showing that you're ashamed to be an American.  

Just finished them,  actually.  

Has the crotch crickets

Safety dance,  played

Now this is a sport I could get behind...  Get it?  Behind! 

Missed his mark on Saturday.  Weren't you supposed to take all the good Christians away? 

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hey I get paid decently to be the hospitals bitch.  Plus the benefits are great.  I won't have to pay for the baby that's on her way in a month so there's that

So...  Is this a team sport? Or....